A Tale of Two Titties

A Tale of Two Titties (A Poem)

There once lived two titties ripe and plump

Good for plucking, good for sucking, light as buns

They bobbed along the town looking nice and neat

and they stood out in a crowd with their pointed teeth

There once were two titties small as peas

you could get on their nerves if you tried to squeeze

They were tucked away, till they were old and grey

And they never left the house for some fun or play

There once were two titties, happy as a boy

bouncing around the house with his brand new toy

He could never sit still, 'less he took a sleeping pill

but would wake up a minute later to jump for joy

There once were two titties who were none alike

One would go left, the other would go right

They could never agree on a 'C' or a 'D'

so they ended their lives with a mastectomy

illwill 02-2014

Sky Series

It's a beautiful world if only we look close enough. These pictures were taken with my 3 MP camera phone....A bit of editing though

The Bucket List for songs

Here is a list of the greatest songs I've ever heard. They have definitely enriched my life and i hope they would enrich yours.

As time goes by i would keep updating the list as i recall the songs

In no particular order....

1. This woman's work - Maxwell
2. With or without you - U2
3. Stan - Eminem
4. Isobel - Dido
5. Dear mama - Tupac
6. Misty - Ella Fitzgerald
7. Rain - Madonna
8. In the End - Linkin Park
9. Sweetest Taboo - Sade
10. Ex-factor - Lauryn Hill
11. Doo Wop (That thing) - Lauryn Hill
12. Street credibility ft. 2face - 9ice
13. Fu-Gee-La - The Fugees 
14. Anything can happen - Wyclef
15. The Heart pt. 2 - Kendrick lamar
16. Tha Mobb - Lil Wayne
17. Eternal Sunshine (The pledge) - Jay Electronica
18. Stanley Kubrick ft. R.A. the Rugged Man - The beat Junkies
19. Crossroads - Bone Thugs N' Harmony
20. Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed peas
21. Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana
22. Hometown Glory - Adele
23. Waiting in vain - Bob Marley 
24. Bibanke - Asa
25. The Lazy song - Bruno Mars
26. Time after time - Cyndi Lauper
27. Fast car - Tracy Chapman
28. Green Eyes - Coldplay
29. Small bump - Ed sheeran
30. Many men - 50 Cent
31. Iris - Goo goo dolls
32. Empire state of Mind ft. Alicia Keys - Jay-Z
33. Colorblind - Counting crows 
34. Diamonds on the souls of her shoes - Paul Simon
35. Getting Late - Floetry
36. Fill me in - Craig David
37. Tonight is the night  - Betty Wright
38. True Colours  - Cyndi Lauper
39. Chris de Burgh - Lady in Red
40. Africa must wake up - Nas and Damian Marley
41. Alphabetical Slaughter  - Papoose
42. Worldwide Choppers ft. Ceza, JL B.Hood, Uso, Yelawolf, Twista, Busta Rhymes, D-Loc, & Twisted Insane - Tech.N9ne
43. Sarah Beth - Rascal Flatts
44. He's my son - Mark Shultz
45. Ace (Afro juju series) - Sir Shina Peters
46. Return to Innocence - Enigma
47. The man who can't be moved - The script
48. Let you go ft. Mali - Chase & Status
49. Nothing  - Brandy
50. He loves me (lyzel in E-flat) - Jill Scott
51. Do you remember - Phil Collins
52. The sixth sense ft. Bilal - Common
53. So beautiful - Asa
54. Empty - Cranberries
55. Babylon - David Grey
56. No woman no cry - Bob Marley
57. Human nature - Michael Jackson
58. Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson
59. Bitter sweet symphony - The Verve
60. We found love ft. Calvin Harris - Rihanna
61. Ms. Jackson - Outkast
62. Zombie - Cranberries
63. Sunscreen - Baz Luhrman 
64. Train wreck - Sarah Mclachlan
65. The power of goodbye - Madonna
66. Unsung Psalm - Tracy Chapman
67. So long - Majek Fashek
68. Lost my faith - Seal
69. You're beautiful - James Blunt
70. Again - Janet Jackson
71. Iyogogo - Onyeka Owenu
72. Kiss of Life - Sade
73. Got til it's gone ft. Q-Tip - Janet Jackson
74. Religion is politics - Majek Fashek
75. Love is stronger than pride - Sade
76. The Sweetest taboo - Sade
77. Dreams - Boyz II Men
78. The next episode ft. Nate dogg and Snoop doggg - Dr. Dre 
79. Love of my life - Brian Mcknight
80. I'd like - Freshly ground
81. Oh Jerusalem - Lauryn Hill
82. Changes - Tupac
83. Knowing me knowing you - Abba
84. L.O.V.E - Nat King Cole
85. Find a way to my heart - Phil Collins
86. Like i love you - Justin Timberlake
87. Classic - Rakim, Nas, Kanye, KRS-One
88. Forever ft. Eminem, Lil Wayne & Kanye - Drake
89. Ante up Remix ft. Busta Rhymes, Remi Martin &Teflon - M.O.P
90. Lose yourself - Eminem
91. Mind sex - Dead Prez
92. Touch the sky ft. Lupe Fiasco - Kanye West
93. When i be on the mic - Rakim
94. Been there done that - Dr. Dre
95. The way i am - Eminem
96. Gold Digger ft. Jamie foxx - Kanye West
97. Set adrift on memory bliss - PM Dawn
98. Faint - Linkin Park
99. Twork it out - Usher
100. I wish - R. Kelly
101. I've got you babe - Lucky Dube
102. Every time you go away - Paul young
103. Landslide - Dixie Chicks
104. Wanna be startin' somethin' - Michael Jackson
105. Ocean drive - Lighthouse family
106. I'd do anything for love (but i won't do that) - Meat Loaf
107. A thousand Miles  -  Vanessa Carlton
108. Closer - Dido
109. I'm like a bird - Nelly Furtado
110. Happy people - R. Kelly
111. Gettin' in the way - Jill Scott
112. Long Walk - Jill Scott
113. Ironic - Alanis Morissette
114. Silent Morning - Noel
115. Outside - Staind